The Magic Fairy

Ugly

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding <br />
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. <br />
<br />
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, <br />
<br />
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to <br />
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." <br />
<br />
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said <br />
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and "poof!" two tickets for <br />
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. <br />
<br />
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said, <br />
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will <br />
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 <br />
years younger than me." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply <br />
disappointed, but a wish is a wish...... <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
So the fairy waved her magic wand and "poof!" the husband became 92 years <br />
old. <br />
<br />
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should <br />
remember fairies are female. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' />