Hair Joke

Saguaro Kid

A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, Iowa to <br />
Branson, Missouri. Along the way, an elderly woman comes up to the driver <br />
and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen <br />
asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit <br />
down.<br />
<br />
A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that <br />
she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old <br />
whackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?<br />
<br />
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd <br />
been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and <br />
pulls into the first rest area.<br />
When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his <br />
hands and knees crawling in the aisles.<br />
<br />
Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" asked the bus driver.<br />
<br />
I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I <br />
grab it, it runs away!"