The Sparta Weather

Ugly

<div class="IPBDescription">It was soooo Hot that...</div><br />
The birds had to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. <br />
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The trees were whistling for the dogs.<br />
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The best parking place was determined by shade instead of distance.<br />
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Hot water came out of both taps. <br />
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You could make sun tea instantly. <br />
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You learned that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. <br />
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If the temperature droped below 95 F (35 C) and you felt a little chilly.<br />
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You discovered that it only took 2 fingers to steer your car.<br />
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You discovered that you can get sunburned through your car window. <br />
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You actually burned your hand opening the car door.<br />
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You broke into a sweat the instant you stepped outside at 7:30 a.m.<br />
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You realized that asphalt has a liquid state.<br />
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The potatoes cooked underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.<br />
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Farmers were feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. <br />
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The cows were giving evaporated milk. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':devil:' />