Wisdom of the Sages

Tex Hewitt

<div class="IPBDescription">or words to live by</div>"Some people bring happiness where ever they go, others bring happiness when ever they go!"<br />
Mark Twain<br />
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"There are two theories about argueing with a woman, neither one works."<br />
Will Rodgers<br />
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"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good begining and a good end, and to have the two very close together."<br />
George Burns<br />
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"Luck, what luck, mine is so bad I bought a cemitary and people quite dying"<br />
Rodney Dangerfield<br />
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"I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury."<br />
Groucho Marx<br />
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"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister ,and now wish to withdraw that statement."<br />
Mark Twain<br />
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"I shall not defer, but proceed forward with both feet firmly planted in mid air!"<br />
Abe Lincoln<br />
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"We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work it's way through Congress."<br />
Will Rodgers<br />
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"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife you'll become happy; if you get a bad one you'll become a philosopher."<br />
Socrates<br />
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"Don't worry about avoiding temptation, as you grow older it will avoid you."<br />
Winston Churchill<br />
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt."<br />
Abe Lincoln<br />
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"Finally my wife told me she'd had enough of my cowboy ways. She then mounted up and rode away. I'm sure going to miss that horse."<br />
Will Rodgers<br />
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"She came equipted with a set of 44's, and carried 38's to protect them."<br />
Groucho Marx<br />
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"Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin, hopefully you 'll jump up and do something."<br />
E.L.Simpson<br />
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"Common sense is not so common."<br />
Voltaire<br />
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"Spinning a rope ain't so bad, as long as your neck ain't in it."<br />
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