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2024 Match Dates
2nd Saturday 4th Sunday
May 11 May 26
June 8 June 23
G.A.F. June 29
July 13 July 28
Aug 10 Aug 25
Sept 14 Sept 22
Oct 12 Oct 27
Nov 9 (???)
Registration 8 A.M. Safety meeting 8:45
How to Get to the Dry Gulch Ranch Cowboy Range
Hope to see you there!!
2024 Match Dates
2nd Saturday 4th Sunday
May 11 May 26
June 8 June 23
G.A.F. June 29
July 13 July 28
Aug 10 Aug 25
Sept 14 Sept 22
Oct 12 Oct 27
Nov 9 (???)
Registration 8 A.M. Safety meeting 8:45
How to Get to the Dry Gulch Ranch Cowboy Range
Hope to see you there!!
Really bad news
An old cowboy suddenly, after years of perfect healt, starts to fell terible one day. He goesd to the doctors.<br />
The doc decides to run some standard tests. After a coupke of hoursa the Doc returns to the examination room.<br />
<br />
"Well what is it Doc." The old Cowboy asks<br />
<br />
I'm affraid it's very bad news." Returned the doc. "You have very advanced cancer and have not long to live."<br />
<br />
"How long do I have?" Asks the cowboy.<br />
<br />
"Ten." Answers the doc looking at his watch.<br />
<br />
"Ten what?" Returns the puzzled cowboy." Ten months, ten weeks, Ten days?"<br />
<br />
Still looking at his watch the doc replies, "Nine"
The doc decides to run some standard tests. After a coupke of hoursa the Doc returns to the examination room.<br />
<br />
"Well what is it Doc." The old Cowboy asks<br />
<br />
I'm affraid it's very bad news." Returned the doc. "You have very advanced cancer and have not long to live."<br />
<br />
"How long do I have?" Asks the cowboy.<br />
<br />
"Ten." Answers the doc looking at his watch.<br />
<br />
"Ten what?" Returns the puzzled cowboy." Ten months, ten weeks, Ten days?"<br />
<br />
Still looking at his watch the doc replies, "Nine"