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2024 Match Dates
2nd Saturday 4th Sunday
May 11 May 26
June 8 June 23
G.A.F. June 29
July 13 July 28
Aug 10 Aug 25
Sept 14 Sept 22
Oct 12 Oct 27
Nov 9 (???)
Registration 8 A.M. Safety meeting 8:45
How to Get to the Dry Gulch Ranch Cowboy Range
Hope to see you there!!
2024 Match Dates
2nd Saturday 4th Sunday
May 11 May 26
June 8 June 23
G.A.F. June 29
July 13 July 28
Aug 10 Aug 25
Sept 14 Sept 22
Oct 12 Oct 27
Nov 9 (???)
Registration 8 A.M. Safety meeting 8:45
How to Get to the Dry Gulch Ranch Cowboy Range
Hope to see you there!!
Welfare
Devereaux
Paladin, Jr.
This cowboy walks into the welfare office, saying, "You know, I really HATE to come here ... I'd much rather have a job."<br />
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The clerk says, "Well, sir, this is your lucky day! We just got an opening! A multimillionaire is looking for a chauffeur to drive his young nymphomaniac daughter around. You will be required to drive the Mercedes where ever she needs to go. Because of the time restrictions, all your wardrobe will be provided to you. You will accompany her on all her overseas trips. You will be expected to satisfy any of her sexual cravings. You will be given a free two bedroom apartment above the garage. Starting salary is $200,000."<br />
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The cowboy is thunderstruck! "You're.....you're bullshitting me!" <br />
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The clerk responds, "Yes, well, you started it." 8P
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The clerk says, "Well, sir, this is your lucky day! We just got an opening! A multimillionaire is looking for a chauffeur to drive his young nymphomaniac daughter around. You will be required to drive the Mercedes where ever she needs to go. Because of the time restrictions, all your wardrobe will be provided to you. You will accompany her on all her overseas trips. You will be expected to satisfy any of her sexual cravings. You will be given a free two bedroom apartment above the garage. Starting salary is $200,000."<br />
<br />
The cowboy is thunderstruck! "You're.....you're bullshitting me!" <br />
<br />
The clerk responds, "Yes, well, you started it." 8P