Trouble at the Ranch

Tex Hewitt

An ole cowboy, Jack, had, on Monday, forgotten his wedding anniversery, needless to say, the Mrs. was a little upset.<br />
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That night, at dinner she scolded him for his forgetfulness. Finally she said.<br />
"Tomorrow, there had better be a present in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds."<br />
That night Jack slept on the couch.<br />
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Next moring, his wife got up and looked outside. There, in the driveway, sat a brightly covered box. All excited, she ran outside and opened the box. It contained a bathroom scale!<br />
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Funneral services for Jack are to be held this Friday at 1:00 PM.