Cupcake

Ugly

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While walking through the Hippy Hollow Park woods a man came<br />
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upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. <br />
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Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you<br />
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doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.<br />
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"You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?"<br />
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Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK." He wrapped his arms<br />
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around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy<br />
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slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, and car keys Then stripped him naked and left.<br />
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Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy<br />
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handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell <br />
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Happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story <br />
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about how he got there.<br />
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When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in<br />
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sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear,<br />
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and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake." <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':crazy:' />