Horror of Horrors!

dd

I hoped I'd never see the day when all our efforts to protect Jeweler Jim's guns from those despicable screwdrivers would come to such ruin!<br />
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Yes folks, my spies tell me that JJ has bribed one of our own members to mail-order screwdrivers for him under a false name. Such shame!<br />
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We need to find where he ordered them from and attempt to stop this sudden and ignomonious debacle. Otherwise, we'll have to gather the Posse for a midnight raid and confiscate the entire set - I hear there are 80+ pieces!<br />
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Saguaro Kid

Well, it must have certainly been someone who doesn't realize what a dangerous act this is! Who could have been talked into such a thing? We have all known for a long time that even the parts houses like Brownell's and Midway won't sell to him. <br />
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This is serious! <br />
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SK

jeweler jim

I ain't saying where they were ordered from because it won't be shipped until Monday!<br />
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DD you will be punished for fermenting trouble. Straight to hell for you, no purgatory!

dd

jeweler jim wrote on Mar 31 2007, 09&#58;31 PM:

DD you will be punished for fermenting trouble. Straight to hell for you, no purgatory!

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Good! Then I can finally get warmed up after this long winter. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' />

Longtooth

Oh!! what a dastardly deed. I guess the posse safety officers will have to inspect the guns before the priest is allowed to shoot. Shame on the individual who did such a nefarious deed. Send out the posse detectives to apprehend the culprits. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' />

jeweler jim

My order was shipped today!

Saguaro Kid

Did you have to pay Hazmat fees?<br />
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SK

dd

They should have a 72 hour waiting period and licensing of the buyer before allowing such dangerous items in our neighborhood! And a note from his mother.

Devereaux

Yeah, all that AND a note from his BISHOP! <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' />

dd

Devereaux wrote on Apr 2 2007, 07&#58;48 PM:

Yeah, all that AND a note from his BISHOP! <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' />

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I believe the Bishop has disavowed JJ's existence! Something to do with his evil ways or something.

Pair-A-Dice

I think that we should do his guns like the car dealers do on new vehicles. Put a special paint(that he cannot get) on all the screws so we know when he has been working on them. When we see the paint removed, we just refuse to run the timer when he shoots!<br />
Dice

dd

That would give him zero time on every stage - he'd love it!

Saguaro Kid

Hey Dice, I think the big problem is just getting the screws back in the guns in the right place!<br />
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SK

jeweler jim

I want to pull the stag grips off my pistols to polish the inside of the grips. I figure that will make my times faster. What size screw driver should I use for that?

dd

jeweler jim wrote on Apr 4 2007, 07&#58;52 AM:

I want to pull the stag grips off my pistols to polish the inside of the grips. I figure that will make my times faster. What size screw driver should I use for that?

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Polishing the inside of the grips is a little known method of improving one's score and probably the most effective thing you can do. But the inside surface must be absolutely flat! The best way to do this is to hone them on a flat, hard surface such as a granite slab, using #600 grit first followed by #2000 grit with sufficient honing oil to create a thick honing paste. If you have granite or other stone counter tops in your kitchen, they are ideal for this purpose.

Ugly

Not to worry folks! I have it on good authority that, much like the proverbial joke about "rubber crutches", these screwdrivers are made the same way. Now, picture this for a moment Jim trying to use the rubber screwdrivers and trying to find one that's the proper size. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':crazy:' />

dd

Ugly wrote on Apr 4 2007, 09&#58;09 AM:

Not to worry folks! I have it on good authority that, much like the proverbial joke about "rubber crutches", these screwdrivers are made the same way. Now, picture this for a moment Jim trying to use the rubber screwdrivers and trying to find one that's the proper size. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':crazy:' />

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Probably keep him busy all week! <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' />

jeweler jim

GUESS WHAT THE UPS MAN JUST DELIVERED!!!<br />
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Even has an adapter for 1/4 inch square drive socket so I can really crank on them tiny screws now. <br />
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I'M SO EXCITED THAT... <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' /> OPPS I WET MYSELF.

Saguaro Kid

I think what you need to do now is go to NAPA and get an adapter so you can use a 1/2" impact wrench to make sure they don't loosen up during a match.<br />
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SK

jeweler jim

Saguaro Kid wrote on Apr 4 2007, 04&#58;05 PM:

I think what you need to do now is go to NAPA and get an adapter so you can use a 1/2" impact wrench to make sure they don't loosen up during a match.<br />
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SK

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Already have the adapters to take it up to 1/2" drive. Will be ordering the extra screws for all of those that I'm gonna twist off.

dd

I have a pneumatic 1/2" hammer drive if you'd like to use it. It should be able to shear off anything you put in it.<br />
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Devereaux

And I will donate some Depends so that you don't keep ruining your clothes by wetting yourself.