Old Blind Cowboy

Doc Martin

OLD BLIND COWBOY<br />
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders <br />
some coffee.<br />
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After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"<br />
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The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.<br />
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In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only <br />
fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:<br />
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1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.<br />
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2. The bouncer is a blonde girl..<br />
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3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<br />
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4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.<br />
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5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<br />
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Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"<br />
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The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."