Indian Wants Coffee

Doc Martin

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun<br />
In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.<br />
He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."<br />
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." <br />
<br />
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... <br />
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, <br />
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, <br />
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere <br />
Andhen just walks out. <br />
<br />
The next morning the Indian returns. <br />
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling <br />
Another male buffalo with the other. <br />
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:<br />
<br />
"Want coffee."<br />
The waiter says: <br />
Whoa Tonto, were still cleaning up your mess from <br />
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" <br />
<br />
The Indian smiles and proudly says,<br />
"Training for position in United States Congress: <br />
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, <br />
Leave mess for others to clean up, <br />
Disappear for rest of day."

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HA! But he forgot to mention that you and I have to buy his coffee!